The Greatest Video You'll See All Day

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If anyone has ever wondered why NBC would see fit to bring back American Gladiators, let this young man be proof as to why the testosterone-fueled game show is crucial to our nation’s well-being. 

Equal parts Jeff Spicoli, Fabio and, I don’t know, some vapid Sunset Boulevard metal icon from decades past, the golden-maned Malibu explains how "brewskis" and "beautiful babes" helped him recover from "the most excellent hit of my life." 

Then again, one might wonder if Malibu truly recovered.